I want to go home and play my Harry Potter game. Matthew and Aaron moved the big ass, sexy, HD TV that was sitting on our front porch into my room yesterday. Played HP into the wee hours of the morning. Very entertaining.
Tired, reading a "ghost stories" thread on Fark, as you can't get creeped out when sitting in a cubicle in a big room full of other people - and it's like a trainwreck. I just can't stop reading.
Mmm coffee. With about a half a cup of Splenda. Trying to stay awake, waiting for the sugar high to kick in.
In the meantime:
A guy goes into the bar and sits down and orders a drink. Other than the bartender, there's no one else in the place. All of a sudden he hears a voice that says, "Nice suit." He looks around and doesn't see anyone and the bartender looks busy washing some glasses. A little while later the same voice says, "Nice Tie." The guy looks around again and doesn't see anyone. He finally asks the bartender if he just said something.
"No," replied the bartender, "it wasn't me. It was probably the peanuts though. They're complimentary."