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Oct. 4th, 2004 06:16 pm (UTC)
Awww, he's so cute. I want to squish him.

Is it a him?
Oct. 4th, 2004 06:23 pm (UTC)
I think so?

And no squishing will be permitted! He's too darn cute.
Oct. 4th, 2004 06:41 pm (UTC)
i'm sorry
I'm not quite certain why but when my friend was singing along with this I thought of yousies.

Sing along to the tune, "I Will Survive"

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches,
Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years
just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
and I knew I could take you on....

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should've known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on... now go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't catch you!?
Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size doesn't

(Chorus)I will survive! I will survive! 'Cos as long as I have
batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive! I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive!. . .Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

Oct. 4th, 2004 07:51 pm (UTC)
I want it!
Oct. 5th, 2004 07:04 am (UTC)
Oct. 5th, 2004 09:38 pm (UTC)
was his parents salads
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