July 31st, 2008

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The only relevance American Pie 2 has ever had...

BREAKING: Tony Anderson, anti piracy analyst and occasional office prankster, found his desk COVERED in un-spooled frames from a discarded "American Pie 2" film reel late this afternoon. Alex Morrison, office mate and witness, had this to say: "I'm not sure who did that, it seems like a pretty big waste of such a classic and timeless film - not mention a very cruel thing to do...". There were conflicting reports that some frames of "Spy Game" had also been employed by the vandal. At the time of print, there are no suspects and all office mates should consider themselves on high alert for possible copy cat crimes and/or half-assed attempts at revenge.