"Hey, Cameron. You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?"

Ok guys, it's 75 degrees outside at 9:30 AM. I'm staring at all the people walking around the lot and I'm insanely jealous. I would do almost anything to be in a pool right now.

I'm trying to convince my boss and the other Director on my floor that instead of spending $300k on remodeling our workspace, we should put a pool on the roof. So far I am unsuccessful.